Thursday, January 22, 2009


Yes, this thing is real. Yes, it's for sale. And no, I won't.

When I think about it -- and I'm gonna stop doing that soon -- "Chia Bush" has a much better ring to it than "Chia Obama."
But who'd buy it?

Chia Obama will sell like crazy, which can mean only one thing -- the apocalypse is drawing nigh.