Joe Biden owns two shotguns, John McCain went an entire debate without saying "maverick," and Vanderbilt's football team is 5-0.
The U.S. government spends $85 billion to bail out AIG, learns that the company used $443,000 of that money for a spa weekend, and the next day hands AIG another $38 billion.
Paying $3.25 for a gallon of gas is a bargain, and investing in a money-market fund is a risk.
Lou Dobbs.
Bottled water, ethanol subsidies, hybrid pickup trucks, and the two-party system.
"Fair and balanced."
More conservative outrage over Barack Obama's middle name than over the government's trillion-dollar corporate bailout.
The decriminalization of illegal immigration, and the socialization of capitalism.
Cindy McCain's $500,000 convention wardrobe, and John McCain's $300 billion proposal that the government buy all bad mortgages.
The People's Republic of California.
"The fundamentals of our economy are strong."
Gun owners who support Obama-Biden, and gun owners who believe that a vote for McCain-Palin will guarantee our Second Amendment rights.
Incumbents.
Placing a higher value on a lapel pin than on judgment.
Sarah Palin.
Insisting that candidates be specific -- and then actually believing what they say.
"I approved this message."