Tuesday, November 17, 2009

An observation is not a wish

Regional favorites notwithstanding, the annual football game between The Ohio State University Buckeyes and the University of Michigan Wolverines is widely regarded to be "The Greatest Rivalry in Sports."

Around here, we call it simply, "The Game."

Thing is, over the last eight years it hasn't been much of a "game" and, as a result, the "rivalry" tag is an awkward fit. The Buckeyes are 7-1 against Michigan since Jim Tressel took the reins, giving the Wolverines a taste of the futility that Ohio State felt under coach John Cooper, who went 2-10-1 against "that team up north."

A true rivalry requires a throw-out-the-records feeling, the kind of suspense that gives even the most rabid partisans pause. That hasn't been so since 2001, when a first-year coach -- on the day he was hired -- all but promised a win in Ann Arbor.

He delivered.

As much as I hate to say it, there's only one way for this ultimate rivalry to be restored: the underdog must defy the odds and win The Game -- Michigan (5-6) must beat Big Ten Champion Ohio State (9-2) this Saturday.

Yes, that's heresy, and no, it's not what I'll be cheering for. But any long-view Buckeye who loves OSU-Michigan and can put aside their rooting interest knows, deep-down, that it'd be all for the best.

There, I said it.

Now that I've purged myself of analysis, I want to say one more thing.

Screw the rivalry -- Beat Michigan!