But wait, there's more.
As she gestured during her address, sharp observers couldn't help noticing something on the palm of her left hand -- crib notes, for cryin' out loud, like those scribbled by high-school sophomores who can't quite remember state capitals or the formula for proportions.
Because she was spewing prepared [sic] remarks, she didn't need the cheat-sheet for her speech. But during the Q&A that followed -- a scripted Q&A, no less -- the cameras caught her studying her palm for talking points, with all the subtlety of a 12-year-old trying out Mom's high heels for the first time.
Oh, and what was it that the Queen of Denali needed help with?
EnergyThis from the woman who'd just chided Pres. Obama for relying on a TelePrompTer.Budgetcuts
Tax
Lift American Spirits
Despite everything that this intellectual black hole showed us before the election, she got a frightening number of votes from people who judged her qualified to be a heartbeat away from the presidency.
And now this.
Scariest of all is knowing that millions of numb-from-the-neck-up Americans still idolize her.